1.

I am depressed
in the midwest-
this state of Missouri.

2.

He’s such a bully
he bleeds mean…
He’s really a hyperbole.

3.

Buzz Aldrin’s the first man
blown on the moon; he
said, “Kneel, Armstrong.”

4.

I think the homeless
shouldn’t marry.
But I’m hobo-phobic.

5.

The taxidermist
had lived and died
for rights to bear arms