6.

Although murderous,
sin fails to describe,
the praying mantis.

7.

Doctors with good
bedside manners tend
not to lose patients.

8.

The myth of college
cannibals is they only
eat raw-men noodles.

9.

The waiter asked if
I wanted mussels –
dinner was awkward.

10.

If Grease is next to
Turkey, then where is
the Mashed Potatoes?