A little diddy for all the fans [grabs microphone] Is this thing on? It’s been a long, rewarding road, people–Hell, I don’t know where I’d be–What can I say, I love you! I love you all! You beautiful fucking people! [lighters lift in unison] This one is for the fans! [chanting Luke! Luke!] Yeah, Let’s get this thing going [kicks over sound amp] Three, two one, hit it:

Me I ain’t no prophet
Jim Jones at least offers drinks
Followers can suck it
[drum solo]
So hate it or love it
It’s no secret I’m a sphinx
Me I ain’t no prophet
[laser show]

My list is not a bucket
Every lyric comes with winks
Me I ain’t no prophet
[guitar riff]
You people make me nauseous
Every time I puke in sinks
Me I ain’t no prophet
[fan climbs on stage]

Good luck with the audit
All my shit is paper pink
Followers can suck it
[fog machine]
What else to say but fuck it
I don’t care what no man thinks
Me I ain’t no prophet
Followers can suck it
[audience erupts]

Followers can suck it! [catching his breath, wiping his sweat] Thank you, fans, thank you, I love you all! You beautiful fucking people! [screaming encore] You want it, you got it! For the fans, anything! You beautiful fucking people! [Throws his sweaty bandana, a child catches it, wraps it around his head] Three, two, one, hit it:

Me I ain’t no prophet
Jim Jones at least offers drinks
Followers can suck it
[drum solo]
So hate it or love it
It’s no secret I’m a sphinx
Me I ain’t no prophet
[laser show]

My list is not a bucket
Every lyric comes with winks
Me I ain’t no prophet
[guitar riff]
You people make me nauseous
Every time I puke in sinks
Me I ain’t no prophet
[mosh pit]

Good luck with the audit
All my shit is paper pink
Followers can suck it
[fog machine]
What else to say but fuck it
I don’t care what no man thinks
Me I ain’t no prophet
Followers can suck it
[audience erupts]

Followers can suck it! Yes they can! Yeah! Goodnight, Cincinnati! Luke Jones loves you! Yes he does! You beautiful fucking people!