Arms Race to Ass

The subtle difference

a mustache makes;

from jean to plaid,

a cocksure granny,

and her young apprentice,

quilting gossip,

cost him his axe.

From the innocence of

a smiling baby,

to the reluctant claws

of a sensitive bear;

Despite advances

in toilet paper technology,

nothing yet

transcends blue liquid;

Nothing’s yet

impressed my ass.



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