When your tagline is stay frosty,
it is little wonder you became it.

Glad you feel toasty again.

You should blame the government.
Who else do you blame for the war.
Unless you are your own government,

in which case you are absolutely right.

Still there is one dilemma
of the old don’t be a bitch mentality.

Even in one person nations,
one might have to

shoot themselves in their foot
from time to time
to step away from war.

I don’t have this problem either.