It’s too bad things like this have to happen.
For the sake of survival, may straws go fast out the window.

Unwinding the clock of my life is every cigarette I smoke;
a blonde lady on the television makes me feel like I’m Truman.
But let’s be real, there’s bigger things in life than her to conquer.
Just please god don’t let me end up like John Hinckley Jr.

Psychosomatic subtle stabbings of the spleen.
Maintain or bust. Reincarnation.
Only chumps believe in schizophrenia.
Hurdle succeeded.