The subject is stationary.

In the office, my spirit object

is a Newton’s cradle.

My objective is to never stop.

The position is part time.

A safe word is water cooler;

I won’t take no for an answer.

In the art of business,

I seize the moment

with the heart of a gunner;

My primary goal, as in a studio

is to get you naked.

The only thing I’m drawing

is your ass with a fax machine.